What the hell are you doing here?!?

Hello. This is a random news post.

I might as well tell you about my weekend, since you're here.

I HATE little kids. Anywhere from ages 2 to 10. They are whiney, little, crybags. I hate them. So, over the weekend, I had to go to a birthday party for- suprise- a 2 year old. I sat in the back of the room, wishing for it to be over. When it was finally time to go, the little kids were picking up candy from a Dora the explorer piñata. So, just to make my point clear, i shoved my way through the waves of preschoolers, and grabbed 2 huge handfulls of candy. Shows them right.